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Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
Examples:
To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.
To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.
by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009
Get the Sintention mug.Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.
by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009
Get the Wingmom mug.American Teenager: "Dude, check out my epic happy trail!"
Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
Chinese Teenager: "Check out my happy wok!"
by hansonpaulsey December 13, 2009
Get the Happy Wok mug.Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."
The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."
That pussy only took one hit.
That pussy only took one hit.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Get the Virgin Mary Jane mug.For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.
"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."
by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009
Get the A Snappy Cassy mug.Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
Get the The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen mug.A threesome involving two sexual partners performing a 69 on one partner.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
609 is the same as a 619, but with a more chubby partner in the middle.
"Last night, my girlfriend and I 69nd for the first time."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
"Big deal. Last night, me, your girlfriend and your mom 619nd."
by hansonpaulsey February 13, 2010
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