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Definitions by Hannibal Lector42

Labor Day 

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.
Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!
Labor Day by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011
For women:
1. A way to rebel.
2. A way to seduce a man to give her money, jewelry, etc.
3. A way to make a living.
4. A way to get pregnant.
5. A way to celebrate the emotional love between her & her SO (who might very well be a guy who will use her for a ONS).
For men: The funnest thing in the world.
Woman: "Gve me jewelry & I'll let you fuck me".
Man: "Sex is fun".
sex by Hannibal Lector42 July 25, 2011

Ginny Weasley 

The hottest gal from HP. Despite bring far from a tomboy, she is independent & brave. She has something of a temper, though she is mostly quite bubbly.
Ginny Weasley is from "Harry Potter".

Graham Chapman 

My favorite Monty Python member. Unfortunately for me, he is the only dead one.
Likewise, my favorite HP character (Fred) dies. HP is also english, like Graham Chapman & the rest of Monty Python.

Ginny Weasly 

The hottest girl in "Harry Potter". She is very much the girl next door, though has a temper & a libido (typical of redheads), but is not a slut.
Ginny Weasly is sexy.

Ginny Weasley 

The hottest girl in "Harry Potter". She is very much the girl next door, though has a temper & a libido (typical of redheads), but is not a slut.

The Michael Cera Rule 

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.
"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule