Definitions by Hank Kaplan

blasturbation 

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

blasturbation by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

Therman Murman 

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.

"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."

Therman Murman by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

Shia LeDouche 

Noun: Someone Resembling the douchy qualities of Shia LeBouf.

"Paco's such a Shia LeDouche sometimes."
"Fosho, dude. The other day he was following me around and making fun of five year-olds.
"What a Shia LeDouche!"

Shia LeDouche by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

Chinatown Fight Club 

An Exclusive, Elite, underground Fight Club in San Francisco. It is located next to shanghai bazaar. Only orientals may enter.

"Dude i got my tits twisted last night."
"Where? At Chinatown Fight Club."
"Fosho."

Chinatown Fight Club by hank kaplan May 25, 2008

cuntstipated 

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

cuntstipated by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008