Ham So Low's definitions

Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022