Definitions by Ham So Low

Global warmer 

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

Global warmer by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Coal powered car 

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

Coal powered car by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbil voodoo 

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

Gerbil voodoo by Ham So Low November 4, 2022