Halfords lower's definitions

Unkempt

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

Vadge

Vadge (short for vagina)

Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.

by Halfords lower June 11, 2018