Definitions by Halfords lower

Vadge 

Vadge (short for vagina)

Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.

Vadge by Halfords lower June 11, 2018

Unkempt 

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

Unkempt by Halfords lower May 10, 2018