Halfords lower's definitions

Vadge

Vadge (short for vagina)

Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.

by Halfords lower June 11, 2018

Unkempt

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

by Halfords lower May 10, 2018