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Definitions by Half Unus Half Annus

blaze your glory

A euphemism for masturbation/sex. As in, “I’m blazing my glory rn.”
Ex: “When we get back to your apartment, I’m gonna blaze your glory.”

Boob Breastily

To Boob Breastily is to perform an action that draws a large amount of attention to your breasts. This term was originally created to mock the choice of language that male writers often use when describing female characters, which often describes them by only focusing on their breasts. This term is mainly used to point out things like fan service in a video game or T.V. show.
Ex: I was having a great time watching this show until the protagonist started to boob breastily.

Uncle Vulva 

A derogatory name for Vladimir Putin. It stems from the name Uncle Vova, a loving name for Vladimir Putin. Vova is a way of saying Vladimir or Volodomir. The name Uncle Vulva implies that Putin is a pussy.
I can’t wait until Uncle Vulva dies!
A combination of that and aren't.
Ex: People thatn't from New York might have trouble adjusting to the culture.

shit your shot 

When you shoot your shot but mess it up badly.
Person 1: Did you just shit your shot with Emily?
Person 2: Yeah.
A savage beast that lives in the forest. Used to be the popular YouTuber named Markiplier.
Ex: If you see Hee Hoo, you're dead.
Hee Hoo by Half Unus Half Annus August 29, 2020