Halal Jamal's definitions

Linguss

A Nigerian nonce who is often spotted around nurseries

E.g. "Careful Mary, I think I may have spotted a Linguss by the bushes outside"

by Halal Jamal December 28, 2021

Tiwa

A White Nigerian Thug, not to be messed with. He stands at 7 foot tall and is feared on the roads.

Dooty - Tiwa slapped me up yesterday fam

by Halal Jamal October 5, 2022

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

Spagussy

The Oxford Dictionary recognised term for Italian Female Genitalia.

It's receives its name, not only in reference to the origin of Spaghetti from Italy but also due to the apparently eerily similar texture of Spagussy to Bolognese upon entry.

Marcus Edu deep dove into a swamp of Spagussy and enjoyed every moment of the experience.

by Halal Jamal October 15, 2024

Marcus Edu Syndrome

When someone has an insatiable addiction to Caucasian Females. They're willing to risk it all for some Caucasian Nyash, they'll even accept race play just to get a whiff of it.

Nate - "These Snowbunnies have me tripping dawg"

Marcus Edu - "Don't be ashamed, I've been doing this for years"

Morpheus - "Do you Believe in Marcus Edu Syndrome?"

by Halal Jamal October 31, 2022