Hal Jackson's definitions

slug nut

/slug nut/ n. an expression used to refer to oversized labia, particularly when they resemble the appearance of a penis.

That woman has a slug nut! How disgusting!

by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010

poggins

/póg-inz/: n. excrement, specifically the act of using the toilet for defecation.

1. I've had a particularly lovely poggins.

2. I have to go make poggins.

by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010

ninc

nink Infantile word for excrement, derived from a mispronunciation of the word "stink". Dates from late 1950s.

I have to ninc.

by Hal Jackson January 25, 2010

dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.

When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

flobjobber

Term for an either partially or fully flaccid penis after being removed from a wet vagina.

My penis has turned into a Flobjobber.

by Hal Jackson July 7, 2009

oon

/u:n/ —n. the general smell of a person's crotch which emanates from that region before specific examination of its constituent parts, such as the vagina, penis or anus.

1. I loved the smell of her oon.
2. Her oon drew me into her, making me want to perform cunnilingus.
3. I could smell her oon just standing next to her; it was disgusting, like a dead cod.

by Hal Jackson February 25, 2007

peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad

When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010