Definitions by Hail Laxmus

Squirtfish

A sex position in which the woman lays on her back with her head off the edge of the bed, the man stands and fucks her throat, while leaning over to give her head, if she squirts it is a squirtfish.

Yo, bro, last night I totally got to do the squirtfish.

Squirtfish by Hail Laxmus May 24, 2026

Laxmus

Celebrated on February 13th, Laxmus is a holiday commemorating the time when our lord and savior was brutally attacked by an unknown man. Usually the celebration includes no learning and an erection at half mass to symbolize our sadness of the attack, as well as our happiness that our lord took it like a man.

This year I will be celebrating Laxmus with my friends and family.

Laxmus by Hail Laxmus February 13, 2022