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Jersey Slide

A traffic incident usually only seen with Jersey Drivers in New Jersey. The action includes merging multiple lanes on the highway at once.
Damn! That out-of-state driver just ruined a perfect shot at a Jersey Slide
by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009
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Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009
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Tree Cancer

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.
Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.
by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009
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