Hackermeyer's definitions

Jersey Slide

A traffic incident usually only seen with Jersey Drivers in New Jersey. The action includes merging multiple lanes on the highway at once.

Damn! That out-of-state driver just ruined a perfect shot at a Jersey Slide

by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

Tree Cancer

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.

Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.

by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009