HRM SMK's definitions

SL-DZ1200

Compact Disc Turntable made by Techinics for DJ'ing CD's

Yo I killed it last nite, flexin my skills on tha SL-DZ1200's

by hrm smk April 7, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

Wet

Washington DC Slang term for: Hot, Fresh, Fly, Dope, Fire..etc.

Joe: Did you see that dime-piece walking up the block?
Moe: Jeeah baby girl is looking wet!

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

holdoorphobia

pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't going to let it shut in your face. But due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.

" I got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!"

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008

Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated

well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

Bing jing

Smoking a marijuna usually through a waterpipe.

James: hey man you want a bing jing?
Scott: only if its some dro.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008