Håkon's definitions

this man speaks the truth

Used on 95% of all threads on World of Warcraft's realm forum for Grim Batol. When someone says fail, there's always another person quoting him, replying "This man speaks the truth".

Grim Batol realm forum

Forumtroll 1 - Me pwns naxx
Naxx is piece of cake, LoL!!1

Forumtroll 2 - Me pwns naxx
FAIL!

Forumtroll 3 - Me pwns naxx
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FAIL!
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This man speaks the truth

by Håkon September 5, 2006

hs

Short for heartstone, a magical stone in World of Warcraft which teleports you to your home city. Can also be used as a verb: to HS.

fenelf: zomg, I'm tired!1 I'm gonna HS soon even my HS is set to Darnassus.
gnoem: roger, i'm tried too. Gief bed plx -.-

by Håkon September 5, 2006

instance

Instances are dungeons and special areas in World of Warcraft which many copies can exist at once. An instance allows many groups of players to traverse the same geography and battle the same enemies at the same time, without interfering with each other. Instances are accessible by a swirling portal. They may be blocked by a locked door which requires a key.
Instances were made as a way so solve a set of related problems which had become obvious. Everyone wants to slay the hardest monsters and get the best loot, but having the whole server at the very same spot at the same time would've crashed the server.
In World of Warcraft you can find instances such as Naxx and BWL.

d00d1: LFG any high lvl instance.
d00d2: d00d1, join us! we're going to UBRS ;)

by Håkon September 5, 2006

UI

Short for User Interface. Often related to games. Some games have the opportunity to install addons to change the user interface.

WoW-gamer1: zomg what a nice UI on that screenshot!!1one
WoW-gamer2: y, i know ^_^ but mine is teh most 1337!!1

by Håkon September 5, 2006

(\/)o.O(\/)

A care crab, synonym of care bear. Often used on forums when someone cares too much.

d00d1: LoLz!!1 d00d2 is so nab!!1one
d00d3: Stop being so evil, d00d1! I am reporting you.
d00d1: zomg, u care crab (\/)o.O(\/)

by Håkon September 5, 2006

BC

Burnig Crusade, World of Warcraft's expansion pack. It contains a whole new land (outland), many new instances, creatures, draeneis, blood elves and the brand new flying mount.

d00d1: oh noes, im gonna roll a blood elf lolladin when blizzard releases BC!!!1eleven ^_^
d00d2: o rly? BC deserves one more draenei shammy tbh, OLOLOLOL!!!!1

by Håkon September 5, 2006

actrotomophile

An actrotomophile person is someone who is sexually attracted to amputated body parts.

Person 1: I always watch pornographics to get horny.
Person 2: I always watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to get horny.
Person 1: OMG! You sick actrotomophile fuck!

by Håkon September 7, 2006