GyrFalcon's definitions

Interviewmagination

A style of writing in which the interview questions are fictional and off-the-wall, but the answers are actual past quotes taken from the celebrity interviewee.

Brit used her interviewmagination when she wrote about Jake:

BRIT: It must be great to be Jake Gyllenhaal right now.

JAKE GYLLENHAAL: We live in a sad time where actors are politicians and go out in the mall wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos.

by GyrFalcon November 6, 2008

keehart

A unit of measurement of douchebaggery

Rob is such a douchebag, he'd measure about 1.5 keeharts on the douchebaggery scale

by Gyrfalcon November 6, 2012

Hydroflaskies

Plural of hydroflask, term coined by Moriah Elizabeth, youtuber.

I threw my scrunchies at my hydroflaskies.

by Gyrfalcon December 10, 2020