Gwando's definitions

paedophile

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.

Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one

by Gwando November 9, 2003

Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.

Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean

by Gwando November 9, 2003

simplex

as in the herpes simplex, a disease you gits from ho's

a large group of simple people.

that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!

by Gwando November 9, 2003

moat

large ring of water surrounding a castle
OR the gigantic golden toilet of a very rich man.

"holy shit, you shoulda seen that rich guys moat!"
"he got a castle?!"
"no, stupid, the TOILET"

by Gwando November 9, 2003