2 definitions by Guy in the corner

Spotify Loser

A person who uses the premium version of the popular music streaming platform Spotify not enough as they should. They have no profile picture, 1 follower, and 2 playlists. This person is a Spotify Loser.

"Hey dude! Can I see your playlists?"
"Sorry dude, I'm a Spotify Loser."

by Guy in the corner May 6, 2021

Ow-wii

Getting hit by a Wii controller because the strap broke.

MOM!!! Kevin gave me an ow-wii

by Guy in the corner January 5, 2007