Definitions by Guy O

porch dog 

Someone who is very lazy, especially at their work place.

"That porch dog is so lazy he won't even lick his own butt!"

porch dog by Guy O November 1, 2015

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan 

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan by Guy O May 10, 2014

Mad Sow Disease 

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.

I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.

Mad Sow Disease by Guy O March 18, 2011