Gunkglumb's definitions

phoon

1) v. phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist. One of the arms is rotted towards the front, and the other is rotated towards the back. The foot not touching the ground hangs over your butt. Both arms should be on opposite sides, it doesen't matter which one is towards the front or back.
2) n. the picture of a phooning person

1) My friend asked me to phoon for him
2) MY friend uploaded my phoon on the net

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

Lucifer

Another name for Satan, Lucifer means the carrier of light, and appears frequently in occult prayer books. Lucifer is adressed in the black mass. Lucifer is usually seen as a gorgoylish creature of a lesser stance than god, unlike the devil.
Lucifer is also the physical manifestation of Satan on the surface of the earth.

Hey cool, I know what Lucifer means now.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

Blog

verb.
to blog.
To meaninglessly spend a considerably large amount of time writing about the considerably large amount of other meaninglessly spent time on a web log.

Hey, check out my blog, I blogged about our trip today.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

shag

1) Anything a bored male does to while away time. Smoking, boozing, watching porn and especially masturbating are all different forms of shagging.
2) The semen ejaculated after masturbation

1) Its the vacs now, so who wouldn't shag all day long?
2) Damn, my fucking shag messed up the window.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

placebo

1) A pill that contains nothing medically useful or harmful for the body, but is still meant to treat you using the placebo effect, which is
2) an as yet unproven effect where the body cures itself in the belief that it is going to be cured.

The placebo shows a success rate in nearly one third of the people it was tested on.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Fax

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.

turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005