cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 01, 2004

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

store

What is in stock.

The place of sale.

I'm going to the store

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

drill

Hard penetration

Drllin' chicks hurts them.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004