teletubbies

Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.

I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

trucker cap

(n.) A variation of the baseball cap that is oversized and rectangular. Worn by truckers (obviously), kiddie fiddlers (often truckers anyway), white trash (often truckers, incestors and/or kiddie fiddlers), the crew of punk'd and people who think trucker hats are cool because someone on tv has them.

I bought a trucker cap and shades but now whenever children see me they hide behind their parents.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

double negative

A mixture of two negative words to create a negative ethos, which actually meakes a positive. A side effect of rapid speech.

"No nothing"

"Don't do nothing"

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

bently

Retarded way of spelling Bentley.

A Person Very Rich That Has A Bently With A Refrig In The Back Seat With % TVs!!

A person With A Bently!!


Meesa dumb shit!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

black power

A call for separitsm, that is no different in result to white power, asian power, indian power, egyptian power, female power, turtle power or queer power. Separatism is the main cause of racial tensions, yet many people seem blissfully unaware of this. Ho hum.

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by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004