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pub crawl

British slang. A pub crawl is where a group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages in each.
The most famous pub crawl is over the christmas holiday. The objective is to have one pint in each of 27 pubs that are nearest to each station on the distinctly beer-bottle shaped circuit.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the pub crawlmug.

the avalanches

The weirdo's who sung "Frontier Physciatrist"- which rules.



Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexter’s in school
I’m afraid he’s not, miss fishborne
Dexter’s truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh mr kirk, I’m as upset as you to learn of dexter’s truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I’m afraid expulsion is the only answer
It’s the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend i’d... the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
mugGet the the avalanchesmug.

belong to us

Something that has been over-run by the enemy. Usually refered to as "base". Adapted from all your base scenario.
CAR THIEF: All your benz are belong to us!!
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the belong to usmug.

on the jazz

A term used by Mr T With varied meanings

1) Crazy

2) Pumped up and thinking straight.
"Damn foo on the jazz"


"Wow, hannibal's on the jazz"
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
mugGet the on the jazzmug.

knife

A tool for cutting with a handle at one end, and a flat blade of roughly equal length.

To knife is to use the knife to attack a person or object.
"I'm going to knife him"


"Call that a knife?" *pulls out long machete* "This is a knife!"
by Gumba Gumba March 23, 2007
mugGet the knifemug.

christ

1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.
Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
mugGet the christmug.

Kasparov

Gary Kasparov, a chess grand-master who got pissed after a computer beat him easily.
Kasparov is good at chess.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
mugGet the Kasparovmug.

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