Definitions by Gumba Gumba

kung faux 

Comedy television series in which classic Kung fu Movies are re-cut and re-dubbed with hip-hop speak and sound effects. The result is a parody with similarities to kung-pow, albeit with a more "street" dialogue.

Isn't faux (or fuax) french for false?

kung faux by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

kung fu 

1) Chinese fo "Skill learned over time".

2) The martial art that is shown off in movies, but is rarely practical for the casual person. Only useful if one dedicates hours a day to it.

3) To physically attack

4) What happens when you cook a cat and call it crispy duck.

"I'm gonna kung fu yo ass"


"mmmm... duck"

kung fu by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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Look up!

intelligence test by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

You and your hemorrhoids 

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

You and your hemorrhoids by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

you and your sluts 

Derogative to use on the dominant person in a group to demean his associates.

You and your sluts better not touch my car or else I'll ream your asses!

you and your sluts by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

burnmaker 

A device that takes input text and turns them into hate-filled burns.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn

Burn in HELL!

We've sent you an jizz to confirm your sorry address. Click the fucking link contained in this bullshit jizz, and your sorry definition will be published within 24 hours.


You and your hemorrhoids can help us by choosing which of these five definitions should be published.

Also (in addition to the fact that you're a bastard), please fill out our sorry Urban Dictionary survey.

burnmaker by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

You and your hemorrhoids 

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

You and your hemorrhoids by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004