Gumba Gumba's definitions

humanitarian reasons

(n.) For the protection of the basic human rights of the abused.

Aren't you glad bush sent us on a war for humanitarian reasons and not for oil


^this from someone who actually supported the war in iraq

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Raiden

Charactor from the metal gear solid sequel, who is hated by most fans.

Not to be confused with Rayden, from mortal combat.

Raiden looks really gay...

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

pity the fool

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

shrink

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Lord Lucan

The 7th Earl of Lucan, who disappeared in November 1974 after leaving the nanny of his children dead in a sack, and his wife brutalised. Although it is unclear what became of him after the warrant for his arrest was issued, many people claim to have seen him around the world since, and the British Tabloids will occasionly run a story on someone who may be him.

Full story at LordLucan.com

He has been missing long enough for his peerage to be given to his son.

I saw Lord Lucan on my trip to New York.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004