rural dictionary

Like suburbandictionary, just redirects here.

I've got a bran new combine 'arvester!

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

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Also called a "cartman"


Show of frustration.

What do you mean those were your cupcakes?


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by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

give a dog a bone

If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.

Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2

by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004

adidas

German sportswear companu founded by Adolf (ADI) Dassler (DAS) (1900-1978). Early pioneer of football (or soccer, whatever you want to call it) shoes for the field. It lead the world in post-war years up until the seventies. Unlike Nike, it was not created for street wear and is not known as a poser brand. Charactorised by "the three stripes".

All day I dream about sex is not German, you dickheads.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

feather in his cap

to have a lot of people on ones' side.

He started his job with a feather in his cap.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Poop Attack

When shit flies.

it's rainin' poop, allelujia.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004