23 definition by Guess who

Anyone from Darien. They tend to be affluent. Their main rival is New Cannan. People from New Cannan are gay. They are so gay that they lose in every sport they try...see you at the turkey bowl next year ladies.
Wow, Darien's awesome, new cannan blows
by guess who April 26, 2005

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To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend
Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied
by Guess who November 02, 2003

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1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
by Guess who November 28, 2003

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To apply an engine management system to a car
That boosted prelude was t00ned to run rich.
by Guess Who June 02, 2003

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1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.
That lazy little git is a total mini-me
by guess who December 02, 2003

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The state of being a total JACKASS.
You are such a bananahan
by guess who April 18, 2004

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a scale which measures to what extent a person exhibits the traits, characteristics, and conduct of a hoe
Major hoe-nosity vibe coming from the cheerleaders right now.
by Guess Who March 13, 2004

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