Definitions by Grimey666

loaper 

Slang term for a penis that is in between erect and flaccid.

Rusty has a loaper.

loaper by grimey666 July 7, 2010

Slew 

Popular farmland slang for excessively wet and runny hog and/or cattle diarrhea. Slew is never used as fertilizer as it is the wrong consistency in that of regular manure.

Jake's job was to clean the slew from the barn on Tuesday morning.

Slew by Grimey666 June 28, 2010