GreenMow.com's definitions

Gruck

A greasy fuck.

After getting smothered in KFC, I grucked that girl so good.

by GreenMow.com March 18, 2023

Orange

A demonic plague that infects and controls your mind be hearing, seeing, saying, or eating… oranges.

Ummm, orange.

by GreenMow.com February 6, 2023

crytting

The act of crying and shitting simultaneously.

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.

by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024

Up Oyndrome

A disorder in which a person wears glasses, has a large chin, is usually skinny, and is mildly nerdy and autistic. Up Oyndrome is most common among the Caucasian population.

My friend Greg is a nerd with a big chin and glasses, I think he has up oyndrome.

by GreenMow.com June 13, 2024

sclup

A really large scoop of something. Typically used in prisons.

The prison chef just gave me a sclup of slop. It was a great amount.

by GreenMow.com June 13, 2024

spivver

When you dunk your spoon in something but instead of scooping what’s inside, you just lift it up.

I just spivvered that yogurt, I wasn’t hungry enough for a full scoop.

by GreenMow.com June 13, 2024