Definitions by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer

Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

Girthquake by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018

Giraffe 

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina

Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?

Giraffe by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 3, 2011