Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 03, 2011
A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together
Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018