Definitions by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer
Girthquake
A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together
Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
Girthquake by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018
Giraffe
Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
Giraffe by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 3, 2011