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Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together
Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter
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Giraffe

The sexual act of sticking one's entire head and neck into a woman's vagina
Jack: Yeah, I giraffed my girlfriend last night. It was great.
Andy: How could you even breath in there?
by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer October 3, 2011
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