Grant Tucker's definitions

eyerape

When someone checks you out for an extended period of time.

Laurie: "Ann Marie, that creepy guy just totally eyeraped you."

Ann Marie: "I'm never wearing a skirt again."

by Grant Tucker May 22, 2008

cougarphile

Young man who is obessesed or has a mental condition relating to his sexual attraction to women who are 35+.

Joe knew he was a cougarphile after meeting the female members of the PTO.

by Grant Tucker April 3, 2008