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Word up

It’s the code word. No mater where you say it you know that you’ll be heard.
Word up homies
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
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Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
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Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
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Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge
by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018
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Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.
Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018
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“Staying on the edge”

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
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