Grant Hansen's definitions

“Staying on the edge”

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.

“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.

Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!

by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.

“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Garont

It’s literaly just a massive shit.

“Welcome to Jurassic Pa— did that fucking brachiosaurus just Garont on me?”

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment

“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls”

by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018