Grant Hansen's definitions
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
Get the Word upmug. When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
Get the Doing a Davidmug. The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
Get the Shit Goldenmug. The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
Get the Grants Cum Flourishmug. The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018
Get the Hero’s Bulgemug. You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.
Ruth: Blast it!
Kayla Harry: (load blasts)
Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)
Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
Kayla Harry: (load blasts)
Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)
Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018
Get the Mouth Cummug. Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
Get the “Staying on the edge”mug.