It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.
Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.
This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.
This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.
Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!
Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!
Person 1: I’m so thirsty!
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018
The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018