Grant Hansen's definitions
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
Get the Word upmug. When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
Get the Doing a Davidmug. An individual from the future made partly with cybernetic modifications. Henry is a rare specimen with a 12 inch cock. He is partners with Captain ALM in hacking
by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018
Get the Henry Ozolinsmug. The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
Get the Shit Goldenmug. The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.
(Wanks)
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”
by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018
Get the Quantum Sploogemug. Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
Get the “Staying on the edge”mug. You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.
Ruth: Blast it!
Kayla Harry: (load blasts)
Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)
Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
Kayla Harry: (load blasts)
Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)
Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!
by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018
Get the Mouth Cummug.