Grant Hansen's definitions

Salime Ranal

A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.

This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.

“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”

Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal

by Grant Hansen June 12, 2018

Doing a David

When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight

“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

Henry Ozolins

An individual from the future made partly with cybernetic modifications. Henry is a rare specimen with a 12 inch cock. He is partners with Captain ALM in hacking

Forget the Terminator! It’s Henry Ozolins!

by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018

Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment

“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls”

by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018