Grant Hansen's definitions

Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.

Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Bulbuccino

A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!

Person 1: I’m so thirsty!

Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?

Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?

Person 2: ofcourse

Person 1: okay it ain’t gay

by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.

“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

“Staying on the edge”

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.

“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018