Grant Hansen's definitions

Hero’s Bulge

The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.

Spider-Man saved the bus driver and got his very first Hero’s Bulge

by Grant Hansen October 2, 2018

Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.

David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.

“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.

He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.

by Grant Hansen September 4, 2018

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Word up

It’s the code word. No mater where you say it you know that you’ll be heard.

“Word up homies”

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018