A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;]
Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."
Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
Buy a
Testical Tennis
mug!
A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.
Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be
peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"
*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*
A plane that you can hear but cant see..
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.
Rap this, you wont be able to stop:
Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...
Dorothy: "Drat that girl"
Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"
Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"
Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....
Buy a
Drat that Girl
mug!
Shaking randomly when your pissing :P
Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
