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Definitions by GrandSider

smash master 2000 

An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft
I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000
smash master 2000 by GrandSider November 5, 2020
Me: Hi ###### #### ###### ## #### ########
Random Roblox Player: *confused*
Me: I said ###### ##### #####
##### by GrandSider August 7, 2020

Gorilla Simpin 

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl
Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though
Gorilla Simpin by GrandSider August 7, 2020
1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White
*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*
Ear Job by GrandSider August 7, 2020
Gangs: *We control Chicago*
Chicago by GrandSider August 7, 2020