GrandSider's definitions

Ear Job

1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White

*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*

by GrandSider August 7, 2020

pp eater 8000

An automatic machine who chops off 14 year olds pp’s off; used commonly on kids named Jason, Jayden, or Andrew.

Andrew; oh me pp eater 8000 is so nice I’m finna stick my post in it

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Gorilla Simpin

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl

Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though

by GrandSider August 7, 2020

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

smash master 2000

An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft

I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000

by GrandSider November 5, 2020