GrandPoop's definitions

Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

Piss shiver

Shaking randomly when your pissing :P

Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"

Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"

by Grandpoop September 16, 2010

Drat that Girl

Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.

Rap this, you wont be able to stop:

Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...

Dorothy: "Drat that girl"

Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"

Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"

Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....

by GrandPoop September 23, 2010

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

Aerosmith - Draw The Line

Draw The Line is an amazing rock album created by awesome hard-rock band, Aerosmith. Draw The Line was a follow-up too there previous album, titles, Rocks. Although this record was not as successfull as their last two albums, Toys In The Attic and Rocks, Draw the Line still kicks ass!

Aerosmith - Draw The Line is one of my favourite albums!

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

by GrandPoop September 18, 2010