Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gracie

cake

bjork forum slang for penis

a baked delicacy that is usually eaten on birthdays

Enjoy Cake

Have some Cake

by gracie September 17, 2005

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dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005

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Snap=Shit

In our world tho' the word snap is used to describe when someone yells at someone and says alotta bullshit like I did wit' my ex when he was lyin' sayin' I gave him head, ya the fuck right I did! Damn lyin' ass. Or it could mean that u just overdid somethin' in a good way like if u sang a song really really well, u'll be like: "Damn she fuckin' snapped!"

"What the fuck!? I heard ur goin' 'round sayin' all this muthafuckin' bullshit that I fuckin' gave u fuckin' head!? I ur fuckin' ex, not ur fuckin' sista or mom, that u can fuckin' talk shit 'bout 'cause u kno' dem, u don't fuckin' kno' me bitch! Does it look like I fuckin' got down on my knees, took u pants off and put yo dick' in my fuckin' mouth, no da fuck I didn't u lil pussy ass bitch!...ect" -Gracie.

A friend: "Damn she snaped on his ass!..."

by Gracie May 16, 2004

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football players

retarded assholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. Making themselves live up to the football jock asshole stereotype.

Why is that Football Player such an asshole?

by Gracie February 12, 2004

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bonkeri

An exclamation meaning anything you want it to mean. Something to throw into a sentence to make something stand out.

It was made up in 1976 and was soon copied by many people, but not enough to get it out into the world. Maybe now it can.

"Oh my, did you see that?"
"Oh yes, bonkeri, deary!"

"Man, look at that!"
"Dude! Bonkeri"

by gracie March 6, 2005

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