2 definitions by Graabir Boubi
Ex. 1:
Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.
Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.
by Graabir Boubi April 28, 2020
The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.
Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.
Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?
Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.
Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.
Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.
Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.
Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.
Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.
Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.
by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020