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The Church of 'splodinity
The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."
The Church of 'splodinity by GoughMan July 26, 2009
'splodite
'splodite
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
"one who 'splodes".
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.
STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"
BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.
This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"