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He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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by Gothic Miscreant October 1, 2023
Get the likes it up the butthole mug.For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.
These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
Get the Polish stalker mug.In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025
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Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one
Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one
by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023
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Similar to Nigger lover, white women that love black men.
Similar to Nigger lover, white women that love black men.
by Gothic Miscreant September 27, 2023
Get the Niggerchild mug.Ah, it's getting sour by the hour
(Cut me)
Tough nut, don't crack
Shake my tree and I'll attack
No cut, skin deep
Secrets that you try to keep
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Don't you break my shell
I say "hey, hey, you!"
'Cause I know you well
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now I see the sign
I've got you finally beat
So baby walk those feet
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Bye, bye, play thing
Did you have me dancing on a string?
Show time, bad turn
The party's over, took me time to learn
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Did you pop it again?
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now your bullet's done
I say "hey, hey, you!"
You wanna shoot the fruit?
Well if you hit the shy
You're gonna run me dry
(Cut me)
Tough nut, don't crack
Shake my tree and I'll attack
No cut, skin deep
Secrets that you try to keep
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Don't you break my shell
I say "hey, hey, you!"
'Cause I know you well
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now I see the sign
I've got you finally beat
So baby walk those feet
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Bye, bye, play thing
Did you have me dancing on a string?
Show time, bad turn
The party's over, took me time to learn
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Did you pop it again?
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now your bullet's done
I say "hey, hey, you!"
You wanna shoot the fruit?
Well if you hit the shy
You're gonna run me dry
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Food for thought to make you hunger
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Nearly had me going under
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Turn me up and let me shaking
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Sneaking time but I was waiting
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
You cut me down
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Who took the drink from everything?
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
I'll give you hell, you broke my shell
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Coconut!
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Food for thought to make you hunger
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Nearly had me going under
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Turn me up and let me shaking
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Sneaking time but I was waiting
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
You cut me down
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Who took the drink from everything?
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
I'll give you hell, you broke my shell
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Coconut!
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
by Gothic Miscreant December 3, 2023
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