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by Gothic Miscreant October 1, 2023
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Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
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Kiss Me

In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025
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Graveflower

Like murder
Stoned, I awoke in your temple to blackness above you
And death beside me
Where kitchen knives conspire, razor blades make bloodless love
Like murder
The ghost of a pale girl is solemnly following me
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
I feel the flowers screaming to consume you
Like murder
Earth and sky, your cradle, earth and sky entomb you
And death beside me
I burrow through the dust in your skull
But I cannot seem to find your soul
Bloodless and numb, we orbit the sun
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
On the dark side of her face the reptiles awake
Locust swarm from open mouths that sing thy kingdom come
While blackness hums
Nothing is true, and I'm tired of your sad today
You're screaming because there's nothing left for you to say
Bloodless and numb, we orbit the sun
Pale, will she follow me into the sea?
Stoned, I awoke in your temple to blackness above you
And death beside me
Where kitchen knives conspire, razor blades make bloodless love
Like murder

Graveflower
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2025
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Girlschool

A school bell rings off the day,

Brings in a stray a few girls at play.
Cut school pink slips are fine

For a good time there's boys on their mind.

A bad girl smoking in school,

Breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,

Back seat joys with some boy's toy.
At the girlschool, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Saddle shoes uniforms blue,

Love all the girls in the girl school.
Traffic jam in the hallway

Ooh I'm gonna stay this makes my day.

Well here they come girls from the school,
Breakin' the rules hot on the loose.
My girl left right from school,

Came over to my house, ooh...
by Gothic Miscreant November 2, 2023
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Love In The Shadows

You saw me standing alone in the dark
Lost in the silence of my heart
Crying for angels crying for light
Crying for someone tonight
No time for wasting no time for truce
No time for innocent lies
Touch me like heroes straight from your eyes
Lead me to worlds far beyond
And I know it's you for freedom
And I know you can fill the space in me
I need secrets in the dark love in the shadows
Passion burning out from under my skin
Take me for a ride until the night time's over
When daylight steals the magic of the dark
I'll give no reasons and no border lines
Kill the fire that brakes the heart of love
No more crying for angels crying for light
Crying for someone tonight
And I know it's you for freedom
And I know you can fill the space in me

Love In The Shadows
by Gothic Miscreant October 2, 2023
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