Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

by Gordy W. September 05, 2023

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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.

He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.

by Gordy W. September 05, 2023

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Noun: Intelligent hillbilly who doesn't pronounce big words correctly.

She's no dummy but when she talks you can tell she's a Holler Scholar.

by Gordy W. June 28, 2025

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A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 05, 2023

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Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

by Gordy W. November 19, 2023

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When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.

by Gordy W. March 12, 2025

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NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.

Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.

by Gordy W. April 28, 2025

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