MC BUDDHA

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.
Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.
by Gordy W. April 28, 2025
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 04, 2023
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Bourne Criteria

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.
I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.
by Gordy W. November 19, 2023
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Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.
She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.
by Gordy W. September 05, 2023
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Nut Sack Chigger

A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.
My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.
by Gordy W. September 04, 2023
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Milkman Alcoholic

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic
by Gordy W. June 10, 2023
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Butthole Tape

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
by Gordy W. September 04, 2023
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