Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gordy W.

Holler Scholar

Noun: Intelligent hillbilly who doesn't pronounce big words correctly.

She's no dummy but when she talks you can tell she's a Holler Scholar.

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.

Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.

MC BUDDHA by Gordy W. April 28, 2025

When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.

Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

Beard Boxer by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.

I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.

Butthole Tape by Gordy W. September 4, 2023