13 definitions by Gordo

GVD

Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.

Travis has GVD, so he won't be joining us tonight

by Gordo February 28, 2005

raging sider

A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.

OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!

by Gordo January 17, 2005

trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

by Gordo December 6, 2004

Miur

An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.

I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs

by Gordo December 5, 2003

5-on-1

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)

I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.

by Gordo December 29, 2005

wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com

I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.

by Gordo April 25, 2005