Gordo's definitions

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.

"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy

by Gordo September 15, 2004

fisticuffs

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.

"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics

by Gordo October 6, 2004

Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023

raging sider

A side pony tail.worn by jocks,dalkey girls and mounties.

OMG! That raging sider is totally ragorific!

by gordo January 17, 2005

GVD

Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.

Travis has GVD, so he won't be joining us tonight

by Gordo February 27, 2005