Definitions by Gordo

5-on-1 

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)

I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.

5-on-1 by Gordo December 28, 2004

trucker hat 

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

trucker hat by Gordo December 6, 2004

fisticuffs 

the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.

"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics

fisticuffs by Gordo October 6, 2004

HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.

"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy

HIVy by Gordo September 15, 2004

Miur 

An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.

I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs

Miur by Gordo December 4, 2003

cubic assload 

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

cubic assload by Gordo June 5, 2003