the hottest rapper since 50 cent. he got shot 9 times in his ear. that's what makes his lyrics so hardcore.
"i can't hear nothin outta my left headphone! turn my headphones up!!! turn them shits up nigga!!!" - Fisticuff's tightest lyrics
by Gordo October 06, 2004
I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo September 08, 2005
An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.
I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs
by Gordo December 04, 2003
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 04, 2005
When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.
by Gordo January 17, 2023
Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.
by Gordo February 27, 2005