Goose expert's definitions

Snjört

(Onomatopoeia) The sound a Scandinavian person makes when snorting something, typically drugs.

Person 1: Björn, you okay?

Björn: Jag älskar kokain, snjört

by Goose expert May 6, 2020

honk

the sound a goose makes. typically used by said goose in a moment of anger, frustration, or defiance.

Goose: “honk”
Other geese, in geese language: “wow, he sure means business”

by Goose expert May 6, 2020

Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.

Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”

by Goose expert May 6, 2020