Goonie's Revenge's definitions

BOFA

Boring Old Fat Ass - Usually someone from the UK (especially Welsh) who talk about shopping and other topics no one cares about while eating incessantly and drinking alcohol. They sound like chickens clucking all day.

The BOFA came from discord and ruined chathour.

by Goonie's Revenge January 31, 2024

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

cuminhisbum

A typical nickname for calmlikeabomb who lives in his mommy's basement at 45 yrs old. He is a closet homosexual and the door is ajar. He drinks and talks sh*t all day. Sad loser. haha

Cuminhisbum wishes someone would do just that.

by Goonie's Revenge November 2, 2023

beanispenis

Spic, female, lesbian midget who has penis envy so she substitutes a dildo for a penis.

Beanispenis is a despo lurker.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Supersimp

An incel who spends most of his/her day kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser they talk to in a chatroom. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will never happen. Normal people laugh at them. Excellent examples of this phenomenon are BodyBags, QAids, Bazl, chatslot, dadius, Crustine, Zac and Dee.

Supersimps frequently make fools of themselves being desperate.

by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025

dizzy dustbones

A bedridden UK hag whose bone density is beyond repair who coughs dust and deteriorates daily, ready for the grave.

Dizzy dustbones is on her way to '6 ft under' soon.

by Goonie's Revenge October 30, 2023

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023