A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 05, 2011
When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
by Goondued September 30, 2011
Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 07, 2011
Ex.
player1 "DuuuuUUDe WTF hax?"
player2 "Actually this kid plays here all day."
gamergoon "Yeah you just got pwned cause your a nub thats all."
player1 "Lol I got gooned I guess."
gamergoon "Yup"
player1 "DuuuuUUDe WTF hax?"
player2 "Actually this kid plays here all day."
gamergoon "Yeah you just got pwned cause your a nub thats all."
player1 "Lol I got gooned I guess."
gamergoon "Yup"
by Goondued October 16, 2011
A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 05, 2011