Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 7, 2011
Get the goon wankmug. Ex.
player1 "DuuuuUUDe WTF hax?"
player2 "Actually this kid plays here all day."
gamergoon "Yeah you just got pwned cause your a nub thats all."
player1 "Lol I got gooned I guess."
gamergoon "Yup"
player1 "DuuuuUUDe WTF hax?"
player2 "Actually this kid plays here all day."
gamergoon "Yeah you just got pwned cause your a nub thats all."
player1 "Lol I got gooned I guess."
gamergoon "Yup"
by Goondued October 16, 2011
Get the gamergoonmug. A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.
Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
by Goondued November 5, 2011
Get the goonlermug. A mental state of mind where you become too able to switch from a positive mood to a negative mood that you realize not to think positive or negitive so you are thinking goonitive.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
People who are goonitive understand life so much that it's hard for them to decide what they want from it.
Dave: Yo I couldn't decide on what to with this wallet i found on the ground.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: Well, I mean I can contact the owner of the wallet and give it back (positive) or keep it for my own good. (negative)
Johnny: Sounds like your goonitive again.
by Goondued November 4, 2011
Get the goonitivemug. A goon ninja. Individual who performs stealthy awkward acts to please others. Usually, highly skilled at making long “run on” sentences with abnormal pitch and fluctuating tones to grasp an audience’s attention, then suddenly reverts to speaking with social norms.
Terry enters the room
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
Terry: What up peeps?
Terry kicks off his shoes in a sketch manner, then quickly removes a sock
Jim: Hey Terry, why did you remove a sock, what are you doing!?
Terry: I was going to place it on a random door knob so nobody will go into that room. Not because I or anyone is having sex in there but so the density of people will increase in this place with one less room. Plus, it will get more social energy flowing in this place.
Jim: Ok, now I like the sounds of that.
Terry: It’s a goonja act. You can thank me later.
Terry then removes the rest of his clothing and begins socializing in a friendly manner
Jim to himself: Now that’s a goonja.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
Get the goonjamug.