A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.
Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.
Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.
by Goondued December 14, 2011
Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 08, 2011
A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.
Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 05, 2011
A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.
Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
by Goondued November 06, 2011
When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.
Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."
Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."
by Goondued September 29, 2011