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goonler

A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.
Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.

Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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Goonerette

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
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Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler
Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021
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goofler

Someone exceptionally skilled at being goofy. Combination of the words "rizzler" and "goofy".
He is the goofler.
by matee28 March 9, 2023
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Gooner

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.
I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...
by Pornophile September 17, 2018
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Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.
"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."
by P Banger October 1, 2009
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Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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