Definitions by GoodinBed

Lincolnshire Thermals 

On particularly cold days, in the absence of having genuine thermal clothing to wear, the act of tucking your t-shirt into your underpants under all of your other layers of clothes, to add some thermal protection against the weather is known as wearing your “Lincolnshire Thermals”.

It’s was minus-5 this morning, so I had to put on my Lincolnshire Thermals”

Lincolnshire Thermals by GoodinBed January 22, 2024

Bush Inch 

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

Bush Inch by GoodinBed March 30, 2023

Slippery Rabbit Hole

The name of a Alice/Morpheus themed “strip club” on an industrial estate in the outskirts of a low-level town.

Had waaaay to many beers last night and ended up in the Slippery Rabbit Hole getting a lap dance from a stripper with a huge Adam’s Apple called aMANda!

Slippery Rabbit Hole by GoodinBed October 21, 2019