Gollywobble's definitions

gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Jelly wobblers

A pair of women’s breasts

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!

by Gollywobble July 18, 2021