Definitions by Goldo Glittergold
Libcel
Someone who gets extremely upset and pissy when engaging with any media or discourse that is not overtly liberal or leftist.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
I tried to show her Conan the Barbarian, but the smelly libcel couldn't stop whining about all the sexy women.
Libcel by Goldo Glittergold June 5, 2023
Love Crime
BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.
Love Crime by Goldo Glittergold November 14, 2016
Dwarf Rage
The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.
Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
Dwarf Rage by Goldo Glittergold July 7, 2010
YouHistory
A History-Class study method for procrastinators and a viable alternative to cramming. The method involves searching YouTube for a history channel segment on a particular subject.
After about an hour of watching said videos, most students know more about the subject than their teachers. Either that or their brain matter leaks out of their ears.
After about an hour of watching said videos, most students know more about the subject than their teachers. Either that or their brain matter leaks out of their ears.
YouHistory would have been a much-easier solution for Bill Preston and Ted Logan, though it wouldn't have made for a very impressive movie.
YouHistory by Goldo Glittergold May 11, 2010
LARR
Acronym: Live Action Rick Roll
To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.
To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.
In March 2008, at Eastern Washington University, a look-alike went to 4 different basketball games and started a LARR. Videos of this exist on youtube.
LARR by Goldo Glittergold June 13, 2008
Blackguard
A blackguard is a knight that serve opposite of a paladin. Blackguards go about with corrupting, sneaking, committing treachery, and straightforward smiting of good. They are often called Antipaladins because of their wholly evil nature. They often wear black armors with lots of nice bloodstains.
Steve was the blackguard of the group, he loved nothing more than to rip the heads off of those lousy dogooders.
Blackguard by Goldo Glittergold May 25, 2008
yiffniff
A paradoxal word. It is so because 'yiffniff' cannot actually be spelled, as it was read in the 2007 FCAT writing assessment. It is now referred as a transitive/intransitive verb, an adjective, adverb, an adverb describing a verb/adjective, a noun, or a general exclamation. It is also a great substitute for profanity such as 'fuck', since it is so versatile.
Yiffniff can be spelled (and has been tried to be spelled) as follows:
Yiffniff
Yyfgnif
Yhighnnigh
Yhyyfghfh
Yhhghnyyf
and so on and so forth.
Yiffniff
Yyfgnif
Yhighnnigh
Yhyyfghfh
Yhhghnyyf
and so on and so forth.
yiffniff by Goldo Glittergold May 10, 2008