Goldo Glittergold's definitions
A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally
That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.
by Goldo Glittergold April 10, 2008
Get the Fundamentalist Christianmug. A History-Class study method for procrastinators and a viable alternative to cramming. The method involves searching YouTube for a history channel segment on a particular subject.
After about an hour of watching said videos, most students know more about the subject than their teachers. Either that or their brain matter leaks out of their ears.
After about an hour of watching said videos, most students know more about the subject than their teachers. Either that or their brain matter leaks out of their ears.
YouHistory would have been a much-easier solution for Bill Preston and Ted Logan, though it wouldn't have made for a very impressive movie.
by Goldo Glittergold May 11, 2010
Get the YouHistorymug. The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.
Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"
by Goldo Glittergold July 7, 2010
Get the Dwarf Ragemug. A fraternity-associated contest where two people ,who have to shit, put their asses together and each person tries to shit into the other's asshole. Very nasty, but extremely funny to watch.
by Goldo Glittergold March 18, 2007
Get the hershey suprisemug. A paradoxal word. It is so because 'yiffniff' cannot actually be spelled, as it was read in the 2007 FCAT writing assessment. It is now referred as a transitive/intransitive verb, an adjective, adverb, an adverb describing a verb/adjective, a noun, or a general exclamation. It is also a great substitute for profanity such as 'fuck', since it is so versatile.
Yiffniff can be spelled (and has been tried to be spelled) as follows:
Yiffniff
Yyfgnif
Yhighnnigh
Yhyyfghfh
Yhhghnyyf
and so on and so forth.
Yiffniff
Yyfgnif
Yhighnnigh
Yhyyfghfh
Yhhghnyyf
and so on and so forth.
by Goldo Glittergold May 10, 2008
Get the yiffniffmug. Someone who gets extremely upset and pissy when engaging with any media or discourse that is not overtly liberal or leftist.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
Incel behavior for lefties who sincerely believe that constantly prostrating oneself on the altar of progressiveness will help them win arguments with their families and friend groups at the cost of ever being interesting or compelling as a human being ever again.
I tried to show her Conan the Barbarian, but the smelly libcel couldn't stop whining about all the sexy women.
by Goldo Glittergold June 5, 2023
Get the Libcelmug. BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.
by Goldo Glittergold November 14, 2016
Get the Love Crimemug.