2 definitions by Golden silence

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Boogeyman repellent position. It's when your curled up in a blanket with only a small hole to breathe or eat from. Introverts dream zone.

I can't wait to go home and brp on my couch.

by Golden silence August 30, 2017