2 definitions by Golden Void
The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.
Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
by Golden Void September 6, 2019
The act of when a female has a night on the town looking for older and vulnerable men for a one night stand. Once she has her prey at home she smears herself in cat food(preferably Sheba) and demands the vulnerable male to make sweet sweet love to her whilst licking off all the cat food. However, once finished, the female will cast aside the lonely man and ignore all forms of contact.
NB. If any cat food remains on her body 'post-coutis' her basement full of backyard strays will finish the job.
NB. If any cat food remains on her body 'post-coutis' her basement full of backyard strays will finish the job.
Damo: Here, Gregory, what happened to you last night and why do you smell of Atlantic Salmon?
Gregory: Mate, I met this girl last night and she made me do her 'dirty balqis' style.
Gregory: Mate, I met this girl last night and she made me do her 'dirty balqis' style.
by Golden Void August 27, 2019