Golden Nonce's definitions

Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Becoming the void

The act of being cream pied in the anus so many times the semen becomes black with a lack of cleaning and lookes like a black hole

Marcus bell fulfilled coopers wishes when he said his kink was becoming the void

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Idiot Bell

The act of stealing gym equipment and aggressively refusing and protecting it from others using it whilst looking while you have Down syndrome

William decided he was feeling rude and decided to do an idiot bell

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.

Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

Bussy Rev

To rev a bussy is a simple task, only the masters know how to do it. The best of the best can rev over 100,000 miles.

Gobbers had his bussy revved by Freddie for more miles than on Harry’s car!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Cherry Bell

The state of having no drip that everyone laughs about your style and calls your outfits “dead fits”

William decided to wear a Chicago bulls tshirt with Jordan 1s everyone called him cherry bell

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024