Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Idiot Bell

The act of stealing gym equipment and aggressively refusing and protecting it from others using it whilst looking while you have Down syndrome

William decided he was feeling rude and decided to do an idiot bell

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Bussy Rev

To rev a bussy is a simple task, only the masters know how to do it. The best of the best can rev over 100,000 miles.

Gobbers had his bussy revved by Freddie for more miles than on Harry’s car!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

Becoming the void

The act of being cream pied in the anus so many times the semen becomes black with a lack of cleaning and lookes like a black hole

Marcus bell fulfilled coopers wishes when he said his kink was becoming the void

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Buzz Bell

To insert a wasp into your arsehole and make it sting your prostate while making a “buzz” noise. If method is not properly followed agressive diarrhoea and even in extreme cases haemorrhoids. Eg. Using a bee instead of a wasp.

William felt cheeky and decided to do a buzz bell special.

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

The Golden Slut

The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void

Cooper decided he wanted to become the golden slut

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023