Definitions by Golden Dumper

Petimony 

The unauthorized petting of a pet that is not her own. Meaning, unauthorized by your current pet.

Lassie accused Timmy of petimony for petting farmer Brown's cow. Timmy then had to lawyer up.

Petimony by Golden Dumper August 1, 2025

Squishner

A loose bowel movement and/or a really juicy fart.

Whoa boy! I just made a Squishner before I could get to the Loo! Bye bye underpants! Gotta go commando

Squishner by Golden Dumper April 7, 2019

tweetlet 

The seat of power from which the world's most notorious Tweetmeister launches his Tweets during "Executive Time".

Better prep the Tweetlet, here comes the CIC!

tweetlet by Golden Dumper May 31, 2018