Petimony

The unauthorized petting of a pet that is not her own. Meaning, unauthorized by your current pet.

Lassie accused Timmy of petimony for petting farmer Brown's cow. Timmy then had to lawyer up.

by Golden Dumper August 01, 2025

tweetlet

The seat of power from which the world's most notorious Tweetmeister launches his Tweets during "Executive Time".

Better prep the Tweetlet, here comes the CIC!

by Golden Dumper May 31, 2018

Squishner

A loose bowel movement and/or a really juicy fart.

Whoa boy! I just made a Squishner before I could get to the Loo! Bye bye underpants! Gotta go commando

by Golden Dumper April 07, 2019