3 definitions by Gol. D. Roger

Jake is the sexiest and hottest character on the most idiotic website called I-ready. Don't mess with him though, cuz he might pull up with his gang The Bake Stars Café.
Jake from Iready- "Don't mess with me boy, or me and my homie Sweet-T might just shoot yo ass up with my glock".
by Gol. D. Roger November 15, 2020
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A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.
Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"
by Gol. D. Roger November 19, 2020
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CactusJack is Cosmicblast's Ultimate form. When Cosmicblast harnesses the power of Jake from Iready's drip, they fuse and become CactusJack.
Ayo! CactusJack sent me!
by Gol. D. Roger March 10, 2021
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